10 Reasons NOT to Talk to Find New Customers
The B2B lead generation consultancy, Find New Customers is not for everyone. We tried to think up some reasons why it's not for you. (And we wanted to have some fun with it too. Thank you, David Letterman!)
Here are 10 reasons why you don't need to talk to us. What do you think?
10. Prospective customers are beating down your doors to buy
9. Your salespeople are saying "Enough already. We can't handle any more business."
8. Management just dramatically lowered your quota
7. your products are so good, they sell themselves
6. Your computer crashed and you lost everything
5. Your CEO just gave you the year off | "Mission Accomplished"
4. Your Chief Marketing Officer said "Don't sweat it. I've got you covered."
3. Your phones died
2. You made your yearly nut already and booked a cruise
1.You're tied up, bound and gagged