Reasons Why SEOs SUCK…
1.Some SEOs unnaturally alter digg rankings which cause you to get banned.
2. Some SEOs use keyword stuffing to make you rank better but get you banned.
3. Some SEOs use cloaking.
4. Some SEOs take prepayment and give you no results.
5. Some SEOs do spam email marketing.
6. Some SEOs guarantee top ten natural rankings but deliver you top 10 paid search results.
7. Some SEOs will tell you a nice web 2.o site structure needs to be redesigned with table description.
8. Some SEOs scare you by saying many things are wrong with your site so they can charge you more like a car salesman.
9. Some SEOs charge you for monthly search engine submissions to top search engines.
10. Some SEOs have never done SEO professionally and you are their first real client - be careful.
11. Some SEOs take a white hat site and employ techniques they used to get ranked on MSN but ban your site in Google.
12. When an SEO only communicates via email.
13. When an SEO uses a digg spammer to get your post on the top of digg and digg bans your URL - sneaky black hat seo. .
14. When an SEO charges 20 grand for meta tag optimization.
15. When an SEO firm gets it’s client sites banned for interlinking/link farming.
16. When an SEO requires one grand a month for maintenance while they do NOTHING on your site.
17. When you take your SERP ranking problems to two different SEOs and they both tell you different stories on what is wrong.
18. When an SEO gets 10,000 inbound links in a month and Google bans you.
19. When an SEO creates a link development campaign and puts you into a link whole you can never recover from so you have to buy a new domain name.
20. When an SEO is not familiar with Google filters and gets your site caught in them.
21. When you have to sign an SEO contract and on the contract it states “if your rankings disappear or 22 you get banned you cannot sue me”.
23. We think we are really hot stuff.
24. Some SEOs have only a high school diploma and some college credits but make more then people 25 who have Bachelor degrees.
26. Most of us do not have tone bodies.
27. We speak our mind and that offends people.
28. We all like Stephen Colbert and the daily show.
29. We like to tell people about new SEO ideas, topics, tricks or techniques but we do not give out our secrets. We only give people the tip of the iceberg and let them figure it out for themselves.
30. We are complete nerds.
31. If you piss SEOs off they can bring your site down or Google bowl it.
53 Reasons why SEOs Rock 1. If you need to be found online but do not know how.
2. When you get banned we can sometimes unban you from the search engines.
3. We can get you quality links.
4. We have contacts in the industry to help us get discounts.
5. The good SEOs can get you on digg again and again without being banned or unethical.
6. The good SEOs will educate you as you go along your optimization.
7. The good SEOs wont charge you an arm and a leg for simple modifications.
8. We can get you to rank for competitive keyword phrases.
9. SEO can make or break a new business.
10. SEOs can help your search engine saturation which increases branding, sales and ranking.
11. The good SEOs will not utilize black hat techniques and they will NOT get you banned.
12. Maintaining search results is a full time job and some one has to do it.
13. The Internet is the major source for retrieving information - you need someone to make you appear in the search results.
14. SEOs can help make your site a self reinforced authority site.
15. We can diagnose problems in the serps and find ways to fix the problems.
16. We know how to read multiple analytics.
17. We can improve PPC landing pages to help better PPC campaigns.
18. We can improve your sites conversion rate.
19. We can control search engine spiders - we are the lord of the spiders.
20. We can analyze and optimize the BEST keywords to target.
21. We can create sub pages to rank for 2nd tier keywords and 3rd tier and so on.
22. We can create and optimize multiple satellite sites to get rankings and sales for the mother site.
23. We are ambitious.
24. We are attractive.
25. We are nerds but the cool kind.
26. We are fashionable.
27. Many of us are Rockyfied - triumph in the face of overwhelming odds - Rankings for the top tier of competitive keyword phrases.
28. We are experts at link bait which can drive return traffic and spike traffic to your site.
29. We are experts at conversion methods.
30. We can kill a deer with one hand.
31. Many SEOs are actually SEM, PPC, SMO and Internet marketers so we where many hats.
32. We are involved with SEO on a daily basis so we are up to date and aware of where search used to be where it is now and where its going.
33. The good SEOs have the experience and the reputation that you can count on to get the job done.
34. We can improve your CTR and lower your PPC budget.
35. Good SEOs have quality contracts and excellent customer service.
36. We offer consultation for the do it yourselfer.
37. We have experience with multiple verticals and expertise with optimizing them.
38. Most quality SEOs have a blog with high traffic and quality rep.
39. We know what we are doing over the average JOE.
40. SEO is to important to leave it up to someone that does not know what they are doing.
41. In the hands of incompetency you can ruin your site for life.
42. To be successful you need to rank well for your keyword terms - That is our job.
43. We can diagnose technical issues missed by the untrained eye.
44. Good SEOsare ethical.
45. We attend conventions to challenge our thought, increase networking and are dedicated to constantly learning in this ever changing medium.
46. Most of us are designers as well as SEOs.
47. If you have a product or site and need exposure we are your go to guys.
48. We know what an H tag is and why its important.
49. We keep on top of algorithm changes.
50. We keep on top of new patents placed by the Search Engines.
51. Without us, most popular, worthy sites would NOT be ranked well in the search engines.
52. Without us Google, MSN, Yahoo and the other major search engines would not be as popular because their results would not return accurate sites for customer queries.
53. We are trend setters.
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Founder and President of Chakery Design,
Malcom Chakery has extensive knowledge and
experience in the workings of a web based
business operation. Possessing great
amounts of expertise in regard to
marketing, web design and development,
Malcom is extremely comfortable handling
all details regarding the day-to-day
operations as well as the sales and
support of his many high profile clients.
With a clear plan in place regarding
operational procedures, all aspects of web
design, marketing and promotional
activities are managed and overseen by
Malcom before they are completed. As a
stickler for detail, Malcom believes in
providing greater than expected support,
superior customer service, and innovative
programs, making sure to go above and
beyond customer expectations.
Malcom attended Johnson & Wales University
where he served as Freshman Class Senator.
He also acted as DECA Chapter President.
Malcom operates his business with his wife
Lisa. They reside in the State of Texas
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