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Fun with Google Voice-to-Text

Guest post by: Bill Golden

Article Overview: Many of you are aware of the slick technology that converts voice mail messages to text so you can read them as text or email messages. I use it and benefit from it, but the conversions, while giving you the general idea of the message, can be pretty rough at times. Here are some humorous Google Voice-to-Text conversions I have received.

Fun with Google Voice-to-Text

Many of you are aware of the slick technology that converts voice mail messages to text so you can read them as text or email messages. I use it and benefit from it, but the conversions, while giving you the general idea of the message, can be pretty rough at times. Here are some humorous Google Voice-to-Text conversions I have received:

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Hello Bill, you just Brian, and I was returning your call. Hey sweetie, Just double check and see at Troke about the how it was so much. I will go live in that. And that you need. Pat not we told to me full. So Hood she got an email from you saying that you know have a going by today so. I'm sure you're very busy, it and If the If you get time you can give us a call, but there is nothing to improve the just really i talk to you. Bye hi.

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Hi Bill, Mister. Voyager says changing now package because there's some things that don't comply. I'm way wanting to change that The 8 9 address on the customer data, tonight, just pack don't call and we gonna be packing 4 Yeah Boleyn and, I just wonder how you get a non and We really want to confirm. I would progressive. Because, when needing to get some packaging down in china I agree urgently need to. Get these that new bags reprinted with the new information, I'll give me a call. It's, Rob Chad and. But you might be coming into the reviews on the bag. My the bye the changes. But I toes I need to talk to you and make sure that we have night you is Pat. Don't call register the, and going and or so. Talk to you about people that galley on to. You need pack. I'm America column, so I just puny. Pat U. S. A. Dot Com that is being trans, fed, 2 night she is pack dot com. So if you could put my mind at rest and Give me a call, I'd appreciate it. You can give me a call toll free number 1 I need. I paid. 22. I hate 452. Bye. Hope everything's well with you. I look forward to talking to you bye.

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Hi Deliso if he could calling from. Just following up with you again regarding C again. The only thing that will wait no one is Hospital records for date of service, May 25th. We keep sending them. I will be storm and they keep saying that they'd Dickson's information for the initial D and would like to know what this is the additional date that we needed so I just want to tell you we're still waiting on that before I can put people will work. Settlement Bahama try to contact the pharmacy if they have net but if you have any questions. In the mean time, please give me a call back.

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