by Chris McElroy aka NameCritic
For those of you who haven't yet started a Blog, you won't understand. You weren't there man! Just trying one Blog will get you hooked. Sure, you say you're just experimenting with blogging.
Then soon, you are blogging everyday. You wake up trying to search around to see who has commented on your Blog. Then it gets to be a 3 or 4 blogpost a day habit, and you're still saying, "I can quit anytime I want".
Then you decide to try different types of Blog. You have your personal stash Blog, then a joke Blog, then another one on a different topic. Now when you aren't doing your own Blogs, you getting into other people's Blogs and commenting more and more.
You're telling everyone how they should try Blog. Pushing Blog to kids. Google and Yahoo are telling you how much you can make dealing Blog. Then there you are the local Blog dealer.
On every corner of the search engine, selling Blog. Looking at your statistics to see how many people tried your Blog, how long they were blogged in, which blogposts they were doing. Now you are hooked for sure. People walk by you now, your friends, family, and you overhear them calling you a bloghead.
You're hanging out with other blogheads, sharing Blog, linking your Blog to theirs, trying to hook more people on Blog. The blogposts have got you man. Nothing you can do but keep on blogging.
Even this article you are reading right now, youíre thinking of which of your Blogs you are going to post it on for other Blogheads to read. If you donít have a Blog for this article, then you can start one all about being addicted to Blogging.
Google or Yahoo will front you the contextual stash to cut your Blog with, so just one more Blog wonít hurt you. Go ahead. Start another Blog.
Then you get so hooked on Blogging you start your own Blog about how to find more Blog. You get all the Blogheads to ping your new Blog search Blog. Oh, yeah man, the pings. The pings are the best, man. You donít know what itís like to get pinged by the Blogs, man. Itís out of this world!
Next you start yet another Blog to teach others the best way to Blog. You become a Blog Connoisseur. A Blog Guru. A Blog Consultant. A Blog Expert.
You really know youíre a goner when you start to host Blogs. Your own Blog Party or commune. Yeah, thatís it, Blog Commune, like MySpace, but really my own space. Thatís when youíre no longer just the local Blog Dealer, you are supplying the Blog Dealers. A bigshot now.
Hey, man I got this new thing here. An AutoBlog. Man, an AutoBlog is to blogging what the bong was to . . .well, you know. All you gotta do is log in and push a couple of buttons and you get more Blog!
Wow, man, you havenít tried Blog yet? You really gotta get with the times, man. Blogging is the bomb.